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		<title>Am I dead?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 19:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A month and a half without a phone and though some of my friends and family hate it, I really got used to it. What I find fascinating is that most people (and that means some of you) just swept me under the rug, figuring that if I don&#8217;t have a cell phone, I might [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=92&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 22:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like a cat burglar, I peek out my office door, observing the movement in the hall. Someone appears, I must wait. My brow begins to sweat as I painstakingly observe the large woman taking her time down the hall. &#8220;Come on, move your ass,&#8221; I start to think. She&#8217;s almost around the corner, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=87&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My wife&#8217;s not a pay phone.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 00:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allow me to start with a public apology to my darling wife. Honey, I was just kidding. I have no idea who these porn stars are. OK, OK, I do, but it does make for an interesting blog. Speaking about my wife, I have a dilemna. Since I spend most of my time with her, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=84&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Porn and Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 19:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Homage to George Carlin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:55:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been ten days since I last blogged. Why? Because I was wondering if it was really worth it. Maybe I should just get a phone and be done with it. But then I missed it, I missed not sharing my mundane observances and lack of cellular communication to friends and strangers. So without further [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=70&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Reality check!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last weekend, my wife kicked me out of the house, not for long, just for a bridal brunch she was having with a bunch of girlfriends. So off I went in the day, no plan, no phone, no expectations. Just me and NYC. I started out with one of my favorite places, Barnes and Nobles, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=59&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Games Games and more Games!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to admit that without my beloved iPhone, the one thing that I do miss are some of the games. But I don&#8217;t like the new games like Monkeyball or Enigma or whatever, I&#8217;m talking about those old-fashioned games, and not like Nintendo games, I&#8217;m talking about really old school games, and no not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=49&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>10 best reasons for NOT having a cell phone (so far)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:22:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[15 days! It&#8217;s been 15 days since I answered a cell-phone, 15 days since I sent a text, 15 days since I killed sperm because of my vibrating phone (yes, I believe that those radiating vibrations kill sperm if the cell phone is located too close to the balls)&#8230; 15 days and counting! Here&#8217;s how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=44&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swedish Easter</title>
		<link>http://back2theroots.wordpress.com/2009/04/13/swedish-easter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Swedish song was a success!! Though I don&#8217;t think anyone understood what I was singing, they appreciated the effort. I did not know most people at that wedding, but by the end, I think everyone knew me. We arrived early and my wife directly went upstairs to assist the bride. I had a beer [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=37&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swedish Singing with a mustache</title>
		<link>http://back2theroots.wordpress.com/2009/04/11/swedish-singing-with-a-mustache/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SNAPSVISA : A &#8216;snappy&#8217; short Swedish song sung around the dinner table at holidays, weddings or when one is just plain drunk. Please find below two examples of &#8216;snapsvisor&#8217; I will be performing at my friend&#8217;s wedding.Let me know which one you prefer. PLEASE NOTE: Swedish is not my first language. Oh, and most &#8216;snapsvisor&#8217; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=back2theroots.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7269839&amp;post=32&amp;subd=back2theroots&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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